December 16, 2009
loveology: I realize I am basically the only person in the world who feels this way, but Piz was my favorite part of the third season of Veronica Mars. I liked Piz, but I just can’t fully get behind anyone who comes between Veronica and Logan.  Which is weird, because Logan reminds me a lot of my brother (physically, that is) so it’s bizarre to me that he’s my favorite, because it’s like watching my brother make out with Kristen Bell.  I mean, I’d love it if he did, and then brought her to Christmas dinner, but I don’t want to WATCH it.  You know?

loveology:

I realize I am basically the only person in the world who feels this way, but Piz was my favorite part of the third season of Veronica Mars.

I liked Piz, but I just can’t fully get behind anyone who comes between Veronica and Logan.  Which is weird, because Logan reminds me a lot of my brother (physically, that is) so it’s bizarre to me that he’s my favorite, because it’s like watching my brother make out with Kristen Bell.  I mean, I’d love it if he did, and then brought her to Christmas dinner, but I don’t want to WATCH it.  You know?

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December 4, 2009

pinkindiaink:

If you don’t find this strangely alluring, you are not somebody I care to know.

 I remember seeing this in college and it is still possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.  And I love you for posting it, because I was having a really cranky morning and now I feel better.

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loveology: Why does this exist?  More importantly, am I horrified or intrigued?  oh em gee.  if i buy it for you, will you actually try it?

loveology:

Why does this exist?  More importantly, am I horrified or intrigued?

 oh em gee.  if i buy it for you, will you actually try it?

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December 2, 2009

First you must understand that Brad and I both hate tomatoes.

loveology:

plumster:

Brad just saw me fishing grounds out of my cup of coffee (whoever made the coffee this morning evidently doesn’t get that the ground go in the FILTER), and he said, “What are you doing?”

“Fishing grounds out of my coffee.  And I keep missing this one, and I’m gonna end up just drinking it.  Gross.”

And do you know what he said?  “No, you know what would be gross?  If there were tomatoes floating in your coffee.”  And then he left, leaving me to stare at my coffee cup pondering the grossness of tomatoes floating in coffee.

Even if you like tomatoes, that’s a gross combination.

..I am never going to be able to properly drink a cup of coffee again.

Tell me about it.  That coffee tasted super wonky, and I couldn’t finish it.  However, that may have been because whoever made it makes lousy coffee.  I mean, I know I put a lot of cream in my coffee, but half of my normal amount and the coffee was so light it looked like dirty milk (I’m really selling coffee today, huh?).

However, this peppermint mocha I’m sipping right now is delightful.  The moral of today is: chocolate and peppermint belong in coffee; tomatoes do not. 

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First you must understand that Brad and I both hate tomatoes.

Brad just saw me fishing grounds out of my cup of coffee (whoever made the coffee this morning evidently doesn’t get that the ground go in the FILTER), and he said, “What are you doing?”

“Fishing grounds out of my coffee.  And I keep missing this one, and I’m gonna end up just drinking it.  Gross.”

And do you know what he said?  “No, you know what would be gross?  If there were tomatoes floating in your coffee.”  And then he left, leaving me to stare at my coffee cup pondering the grossness of tomatoes floating in coffee.

Even if you like tomatoes, that’s a gross combination.

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Do you even need to ask?

stephaniesaid:

now. shall i limit my viewings of love actually over the next twenty four days, or try to break my personal record?

 Break your personal record.  Duh.

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pinkindiaink: GPOYW: I woke up an hour ago but I’m still not out of bed. I am a loser. And I reeeeaally have to pee. Why is it that Kat’s bangs look fabulous when she first wakes up, but mine are always sticking straight up in the air like I slept facedown in hair gel?  So not fair. Also, I don’t look that good without makeup.  Kat, I hate you a little bit right right now :-P

pinkindiaink:

GPOYW: I woke up an hour ago but I’m still not out of bed. I am a loser.

And I reeeeaally have to pee.

Why is it that Kat’s bangs look fabulous when she first wakes up, but mine are always sticking straight up in the air like I slept facedown in hair gel?  So not fair.

Also, I don’t look that good without makeup.  Kat, I hate you a little bit right right now :-P

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November 25, 2009
“ Things I want: robot dog. Night vision goggles. Bug vacuum. GPS watch. Speakers that look like rocks. I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts - I’m sorry for the pay channel language. Oh, yogurt maker. I can’t NOT think of things I want!

This also appears to be Dwight Schrute’s Christmas list.

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November 18, 2009

Two very important things this morning:

  1. There is a guy in my building who is very cute in a surfer-dude sort of way, except for for the PINK PLAID SHIRT he is wearing tucked into his work slacks.  I’m gonna call that a FAIL.
  2. My cleavage is rather impressive today.

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November 17, 2009

loveology:

..What’re we gonna do wiff all dees cakes I made.  I am stuck in dem.

I can only imagine how much funnier this would be if I were drunk.

Why just imagine? Why not make it a reality?

Also, I’m dying over here. That was about the most bizarre thing I have ever seen and I am forwarding it to everyone I know. 

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